aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

(via pizza)

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(via religiousmother)

  • Mom: who ate all the chocolate hazelnut spread
  • Me: I'm nutelling you anything

flesheating:

im not boyish enough to be a boy and im not pretty enough to be a girl im just some sort of weird creature in the middle like a snail

(Source: withins, via benedicts-sexy-butt)