disarms:

blazin??? more like prayzin stay in church

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dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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bevgodsgirls:

frigerator:

I support thick thighs

Thick thighs support me

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h0llo:

tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed

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